by Karen
I have not blogged in awhile.
There is a reason for this. I have had it up to here with tennis
fans. They are without a doubt spoiling the sport for me.
Earlier this year I ranted
about the everlasting complaints from players about the heat in Australia, to then
hear about why there is no roof at the French Open, to now why there is no play
on Middle Sunday at Wimbledon, it is enough to make me want to choke
someone. I am sure by the time the US Open rolls around and we start
having rain delays or hurricanes and tropical storms passing through, we will
again hear the cries of why does the US Open have no roofed stadiums. Let me tell you why, because the tournament is
built on swampy ground and it cannot accommodate a roof. There, reason and explanation out of the way
and it is only June.
Here's the thing.
Wimbledon has been around since 1877. That is 137 years now.
There are some things that are not going to change about The
Championships, Wimbledon. These are in no particular order:
1.
There will be no play on the Middle Sunday. It is traditional. It is not going to change no matter how many
rain delays and no matter how much the tournament gets backed up. Deal with it. Find a book to read on that
Middle Sunday. Go visit friends,
relatives. How about cleaning out that
closet that you have been meaning to do.
In short, find something to do instead of yapping about why there is no
play on Middle Sunday.
2.
It is going to rain. It is the English summer. There is no getting around it. You have a problem with the rain, go talk to
God.
3.
It is an outdoor tournament. It is not meant to be played under a
roof. The fact that there is a roof is a
benefit to about 6 players in the tournament.
If your favourite is not one of the lucky ones to get booked for Centre
Court, oh well, shit happens. He/She
probably did not deserve to be there anyway.
4.
There is a curfew. Play stops when play
stops. There will be no tennis played
under fluorescent lights. When the day’s
play is called, tennis ends. Since you
are about 6-7 hours ahead, it means that you have a lot of daylight left in
your day. How about doing something constructive, like read a book, visiting
friends and relatives, take a nap. Just go do something.
5.
It is tradition for all players to wear
white. Not off white, not cream, not
anything that maybe could pass for white.
It has to be white. Ladies (and
yes, I don’t give a shite about calling them women), your dress, including your
underpants and sports bras are supposed to be white. You have a problem with that, go talk to
Roger Federer. Federer, if you will all
recall won 7 Wimbledon titles. At last
year’s Championships he wore orange soled shoes. He was told by the AELTC to change his
shoes. Some of his more demented fans
think that is the reason why he lost. My
point is this, if Roger Federer could be asked to change his shoes because it
broke the all white rule, why do you think you are exempt from being told to
wear white bras and underpants? This is equality at its finest and no bloggers
and outraged tennis fans, it is not fucking sexist.
6.
Finally, there is never a good time to call a
match due to bad light. If you are a fan
of the game of cricket (another game at which the English used to excel, much
like the West Indies) test matches are played in all white (yeah, it is not
only tennis folks). At any point in time during a Test match, the umpires have
the right to call the match due to bad light.
It is not up to the players, or someone sitting a thousand miles away to
infer, imply or generally second guess tournament officials as to when to call
play. They can’t hear you and even if
they could, do you think they give a shite?
It is The Championships after all.
One of the traditions that I have always loved about
Wimbledon, is seeing both players walking off court together after the
match. This tradition seems to be going
the way of everything that is traditional about this tournament. It was brought home even more forcefully to
me when Serena Williams lost. After losing
to Alize Cornet, Serena had her bags all packed and was waiting for her
opponent to finish her joyous celebrations (she lost in the next round by the way). She eventually had to tap Cornet on her
shoulder to signal to her that she was waiting on her so that they could walk
off together.
None of the commentators on my stream or on the television
made mention of that. Alison Riske after
being beaten by Sharapova, basically ran off the court (she took the time to
tweet about her match seconds after losing so clearly she just could not wait
to get to her phone) after her match.
There are some players and fans who do not understand the
history of the sport, and these are the ones who do not appreciate the
traditions of the sport. The people of Wimbledon
Village give up their privacy, peaceful and quiet lives for the benefit of us
tennis fans. The only thing that they
ask of us is that of the 2-3 weeks that the tournament sees thousands of people
descending on their little village, is that they be allowed the Middle
Sunday. Is that too much to give to people
who open their homes and their hearts to us? How is that so difficult? Why must we bitch and moan about this every
single year? It really needs to stop.
1 comment:
"1. ...In short, find something to do instead of yapping about why there is no play on Middle Sunday.
2. It is going to rain. It is the English summer. There is no getting around it. You have a problem with the rain, go talk to God."
Well there is the entire Sunday free to talk to Him, and all churches have services on Sunday ;)
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